One
day, a six-year-old boy named Joey overheard his mommy talking on the phone to
a friend.
“I
can’t come out this weekend because it’s that time of the month,” she said, “and
you know how bad the curse can be.”
Joey
worried about the kind of curse his mommy might have and wondered what happened
to her at that time of the month. Recently, Joey had learned how to read, so he
decided to check the calendar. His mommy hadn’t written anything on the
calendar, but the calendar did say that there would a full moon that weekend.
“Full
moon? Curse?” shuddered Joey. “Oh no! I think Mommy’s a werewolf!”
That
weekend, Joey would run away whenever his mommy came near him. She wondered why
he was avoiding her. Eventually, she cornered him.
“Honey,
what’s wrong?” she asked.
“Stay
away from me!” Joey shouted. “You’re not safe right now!”
“What
are you talking about?”
“I
know you’re a werewolf!”
She
gave him a confused look, not sure if he was serious or if he was just playing
some silly game.
“Werewolf?
Where did you get that idea?”
Joey
explained about overhearing her phone call and seeing on the calendar that
there was a full moon. Then his mommy just started laughing.
“No.
No. No. I’m not really cursed. That’s just a nickname for something women go
through each month.”
“What
do women go through each month?” asked Joey.
His
mommy hesitated before answering, “It’s nothing you need to worry about.”
“But
if you can’t even go out, it must be bad!”
“It’s
okay,” she insisted. “We women tend to make it sound worse than it is.”
“If
you don’t tell me what happens, I’ll know you’re hiding something from me,” huffed
Joey. “Maybe you really are cursed and you just don’t want to tell me!”
Then
Joey’s mommy realized he wasn’t going to let this go. He was really freaked out
about this, and the only way to calm him down was to tell him the truth.
“Okay,”
she resigned. “I’ll tell you the facts of life.”
In
order for Joey to understand what women go through every month, his mommy also decided
to explain the birds and the bees to him. She didn’t just give him a vague
idea; she gave him all the graphic details, leaving nothing out. By the time
she was done explaining, Joey was even more horrified than when he thought she
was a werewolf.
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