Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Experience



            Oscar Wilde once wrote, “Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.” Unfortunately, most employers don’t see it that way. They see experience as a necessary precursor for a job. When I graduated from college, I had the hardest time finding a job because I didn’t have the necessary experience. After months of searching, I was finally able to get a job for a while, but now I’m in the same position I was when I graduated. You’d think that having a bachelor’s degree with a double-major would be enough to qualify me for a number of jobs, but only experience seems to matter to employers anymore. How am I supposed to get experience if no one will hire me?
            One might argue that internships are a good way to get a starting position that gives you experience. Unfortunately, most internships are exclusively available to students who are currently enrolled in college. Some of us didn’t do internships during college because we couldn’t do work and school at the same time. College is stressful enough as it is; having a job on top of that is enough to make some students lose their minds. Why aren’t there more internship opportunities for recent graduates? There are also people who decide to change careers long after they’re done with college. They’ll need some starter jobs too. Employers need to realize this and create new ways for us to gain experience. We can’t get a future if no one will give us a past.
            Employers also need to realize that there are other forms of experience besides jobs in the same field. Sometimes jobs in one field can help a person develop skills that apply to a different field. College classes give students experience in learning about the field of their major, giving them knowledge about related jobs. Applicants could get the chance to explain these skills in job interviews, but many employers won’t even call them back for interviews because there aren’t any similar previous jobs on their applications. People forget that job experience and necessary skills don’t always go hand in hand. There are also skills that an applicant can’t gain until they’re actually hired and learn on the job.
            Most of my work experience has been in retail, fast food, and similar fields. Those types of jobs not only don’t pay well, but are particularly inflexible when it comes to scheduling. I think one reason I haven’t been able to gain better work experience is because the business world is prejudiced against millennials. We are viewed as lazy, self-centered brats with a sense of entitlement. That may be true with some millennials, but the truth is that a lot of us just have a different way of looking at the world. People of older, more traditional generations are set in their ways and have a hard time adjusting to our points of view. As a result, I may have to go back to the kind of job that society says is beneath me.

Friday, March 17, 2017

Beauty and the Beast Review


                There’s no need to start this movie review with a summary. Unless you’ve been living under a rock your whole life, you know the story of Beauty and the Beast. The new film uses the same general plotline from the classic cartoon. However, there are a few new twists in this retelling (some of which are more surprising than others), but I won’t spoil them for you. I wouldn’t say that any of the new plot elements are bad per say; it may just take multiple viewings to get used to them. The core story is still the same and as great as ever. The filmmakers knew enough not to mess with what they know works. As Cogsworth says in the cartoon, “If it’s not baroque, don’t fix it.”
            The film gives us the high-quality production values we’ve come to expect from big-budget Disney movies. The sets and costumes are Oscar worthy. We get some nice camerawork, though I still don’t like the overuse of shallow-focus shots in movies these days. The CG may not be as photorealistic as last year’s remake of The Jungle Book, but it’s still pretty good. I personally would have designed some of the object characters differently, but that’s just a minor critique. The 3D is average with a few cool effects here and there. Overall, the film looks beautiful. The most visually spectacular part of the movie is the jaw-dropping “Be Our Guest” sequence.
            The cast is solid. Some people may find it hard to see Emma Watson as anyone but Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter movies, but I accepted her as Belle without any trouble. Luke Evans (Gaston), Josh Gad (LeFou), and Kevin Kline (Maurice) aren’t as exaggerated as those characters usually are, but they aren’t bland either. The actors voicing the CG characters are spot-on. They include Dan Stevens (Beast), Ewan McGregor (Lumiere), Ian McKellen (Cogsworth), Emma Thompson (Mrs. Potts), Audra McDonald (Wardrobe), and Stanley Tucci (a new harpsichord character named Cadenza). They all did their own singing, and quite well too.
            There are a few new songs written for the movie. They’re fine, but none of them will become classics. I still wish they had used some of the songs written for the stage version of Beauty and the Beast. I’m surprised they didn’t include the delightful song “Human Again,” which was cut from the cartoon and reinstated in the special edition. At least they kept the six songs from the original movie. Initially, Disney was going to have this film be a non-musical like the recent Cinderella movie, but director Bill Condon reminded them that the music was too iconic to cut. I’m glad he did so, because the movie wouldn’t have been as good without those wonderful tunes.
            This film finds a balance between staying true to the original, yet not making it an exact copy. There’s no way to please everybody when you’re re-tooling something that’s this well-loved. I’ve heard various opinions about little things people didn’t like about the movie. I admit that there were moments that kind of bugged me. However, we mustn’t make mountains out of molehills like people did with the film’s infamous “gay moment” (which is mild and easy to ignore). There’s still plenty to admire about this film. It will never replace the cartoon, but it doesn’t have to. We just get a new telling of a beautiful tale as old as time, and that’s good enough.

My Rating: 8/10

Thursday, March 16, 2017

How I Lost my Job



Before I started working as a substitute teacher with the Davis School District, I had posted a series of videos on YouTube. Most of these videos were of me sharing jokes, telling funny stories, or singing silly songs. I mainly just made them to entertain my friends. After I became a substitute, I found out to my surprise that one of the students at my old high school had seen my videos and was a big fan. That student spread word of my videos to his friends. Before I knew it, word had spread to other schools in the Bountiful area. Any time a student would bring up my videos in class, I reminded them that school was a place for learning and encouraged them to focus on their studies.
After a year of trying to ignore obsessed fans, things started getting worse. I got a call from the District telling me that I had gotten several complaints from parents for encouraging students to look at my YouTube videos. I explained that the students found the videos on their own and that I was trying my best to keep the students on task. Then I promised to try even harder to avoid the subject when students brought it up. Not long after this, I got an email saying that a particular school would no longer accept me as a substitute because of reports that I fell asleep in class. I don’t know where they got that idea because I never fell asleep while teaching. However, I was glad to be rid of that school because it had a lot of frustrating students.
Unfortunately, word of my videos started spreading to schools up in Farmington and Kaysville as well. I kept my promise and avoided talking about YouTube, but more students than ever insisted on talking about my videos. Junior high kids were giving me a lot more trouble than high school kids, but hardly any high schools in the area seemed to need substitutes. Eventually, the District told me that they were still getting complaints from parents about me and decided to fire me. I tried to appeal by writing a letter explaining the whole situation and mentioning that I had now deleted my YouTube channel after all the grief it caused me. The District wrote back saying that they still hadn’t changed their minds.
While I was working as a substitute, I had been taking some classes that would have helped me become licensed as a regular teacher. This particular licensure program was only for people who were currently employed by a school district. After I lost my substitute job, I was basically kicked out of the program and taken off of the class rolls in the middle of the semester. As much as this disappointed me, these classes had reminded me of a number of problems with the education system. If those problems weren’t enough, incorrigible students and overly judgmental parents had cost me my job. All this made me realize that being a teacher would have made me unhappy anyway.

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

My Recent and Future Life

It’s time I gave everyone an update on what’s been going on in my life lately. My friends have probably noticed that I haven’t posted much on Facebook lately. At the start of the year, I intended to use this blog more often than I would use Facebook. I thought this blog would enable me to go into more detail about my life and my thoughts on various topics. I also hoped that being an active blogger would help me improve my writing skills. As you may have noticed, I haven’t posted anything in a long time because my schedule has gotten very busy. Now it’s time to elaborate on why I've been so busy and will continue to be busy for a while. First, I’m going to talk about my theatre life. Then I’ll tell the story of my excruciating job search. I will conclude by talking about projects going on for me at home.
After I finished stage-managing Into the Woods at The Empress Theatre, I got cast in their production of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. This production has been both fun and stressful in many different ways. The performances have been going pretty well. Recently, I've been preparing to direct my church’s upcoming production of You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown. The Empress Theatre recently recruited me to be in their cast of Thoroughly Modern Millie. I was initially reluctant to do so since it would overlap both Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown. However, I  figured out a way to work it into my schedule. I agreed to join the cast of Millie because they needed more men and because I love the show so much. I have a few weeks to learn what I need to before it opens.
I've been having trouble finding a job ever since I graduated. I hadn't completed the teaching program because it would have postponed my graduation another two years. Instead, I decided to check out my other career options first. I could always get a teaching certificate later. Most employers I found were looking for more experienced candidates. Internships were also hard to find because many of them were exclusive to students that hadn't graduated yet. After three months of futile job searching, I applied for the Alternate Route to Licensure, which allows me to apply for teaching positions right now and complete the requirements for a permanent license as I teach. Unfortunately, my initial background check took seven weeks to clear, so some potential teaching positions were filled before I could apply.
During the past few weeks, I've been helping my dad re-roof our house and garage. This has taken up so much of my time that I haven’t been able to apply for other jobs, write in my blog, or even watch many movies. Luckily, the roofing project is almost over. This summer, my dad is going to pay me to take care of his garden and orchard for a few weeks. I’m also being paid to mow my neighbor’s lawn. Hopefully these little jobs will give me enough pocket money to get by until I can get a real job. Juggling all these balls has been stressful for me, but I’m still keeping a positive attitude. I think I’m handling everything a lot better than I would have a few years ago. Keep your fingers crossed that I can find a good teaching position. I also hope that you guys can make it to at least one of the plays I’m doing.

Sunday, February 22, 2015

My Final Oscar Winner Predictions

I have sorted the Oscar nominations in order of their likelihood of winning tonight. Last year, my predictions were 100% accurate,  but this year is harder to predict. You'll notice that I didn't predict Foreign Film, Documentary, or any of the Short Subject categories. I don't know or care about the nominations in those categories. I have seen at least one nomination in every category listed below. Now I feel ready for a fun night of honoring great cinema.

Best Picture
1st Boyhood
2nd Birdman
3rd The Grand Budapest Hotel
4th American Sniper
5th The Imitation Game
6th Whiplash
7th Selma
8th The Theory of Everything

Best Director
1st Birdman
2nd Boyhood
3rd The Grand Budapest Hotel
4th The Imitation Game
5th Foxcatcher

Best Actor
1st The Theory of Everything (Eddie Redmayne)
2nd Birdman (Michael Keaton)
3rd American Sniper (Bradley Cooper)
4th The Imitation Game (Benedict Cumberbatch)
5th Foxcatcher (Steve Carrell)

Best Actress
1st Still Alice (Julianne Moore)
2nd Gone Girl (Rosamond Pike)
3rd Wild (Reese Witherspoon)
4th The Theory of Everything (Felicity Jones)
5th Two Days, One Night Marion Cotillard)

Best Supporting Actor
1st Whiplash (J.K. Simmonds)
2nd Birdman (Edward Norton)
3rd Boyhood (Ethan Hawke)
4th Foxcatcher (Mark Ruffalo)
5th The Judge (Robert Duvall)

Best Supporting Actress
1st Boyhood (Patricia Arquette)
2nd Birdman (Emma Stone)
3rd The Imitation Game (Keira Knightly)
4th Into the Woods (Meryl Streep)
5th Wild (Laura Dern)

Best Animated Feature
1st How to Train Your Dragon 2
2nd Big Hero 6
3rd The Tale of the Princess Kagunya
4th The Boxtrolls
5th Song of the Sea

Best Original Screenplay
1st The Grand Budapest Hotel
2nd Birdman
3rd Boyhood
4th Nightcrawler
5th Foxcatcher

Best Adapted Screenplay
1st The Imitation Game
2nd Whiplash
3rd The Theory of Everything
4th American Sniper
5th Inherent Vice

Best Original Song
1st Selma (“Glory”)
2nd The Lego Movie (“Everything is Awesome”)
3rd Glen Campbell: I’ll Be Me (“Not Gonna Miss Me”)
4th Begin Again (“Lost Stars”)
5th Beyond the Lights (“Grateful”)

Best Original Score
1st The Theory of Everything
2nd The Grand Budapest Hotel
3rd Interstellar
4th The Imitation Game
5th Mr. Turner

Best Production Design
1st The Grand Budapest Hotel
2nd Into the Woods
3rd Interstellar
4th The Imitation Game
5th Mr. Turner

Best Film Editing
1st Boyhood
2nd Whiplash
3rd The Grand Budapest Hotel
4th American Sniper
5th The Imitation Games

Best Cinematography
1st Birdman
2nd The Grand Budapest Hotel
3rd Unbroken
4th Ida
5th Mr. Turner

Best Costume Design
1st The Grand Budapest Hotel
2nd Into the Woods
3rd Maleficent
4th Mr. Turner
5th Inherent Vice

Best Makeup and Hairstyling
1st The Grand Budapest Hotel
2nd Guardians of the Galaxy
3rd Foxcatcher

Best Sound Mixing
1st Whiplash
2nd American Sniper
3rd Birdman
4th Interstellar
5th Unbroken

Best Sound Editing
1st American Sniper
2nd Interstellar
3rd Birdman
4th Unbroken
5th The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Best Visual Effects
1st Interstellar
2nd Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
3rd Guardians of the Galaxy
4th X-Men: Days of Future Past
5th Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Categorizing Men (Including Myself)



     This Venn Diagram might make you laugh, yet it’s surprisingly accurate. Most women want a boyfriend who has everything they they're looking for. Unfortunately, all men lack some quality that women want whether it’s intelligence, good looks, kindness, or heterosexuality. Women should spend more time looking at the qualities men do have, and then decide which ones are most important. For example, if you value kindness more than good looks, you should choose a nerd rather than a jerk. No matter what your preferences are, just make sure you choose someone with at least one of the three main qualities. Men who aren't handsome, smart, or nice don't have a place in the diagram. They're basically just genetic garbage.
     When I first saw this picture, I tried to think of which section described me the best. I decided that I’m in the “Nice” circle extremely close to where it intersects with the other circles, but without entering the other sections. I do my best to be nice, but I’m not quite handsome, not quite a genius, not quite an idiot, not quite a nerd, and not quite gay. I hope that my spot on the diagram is a section that some decent girls will find appealing. If you think I belong in a different section, let me know where. I won't take (much) offense. I know that this picture is a limited way of categorizing the types of men, but it's a good way of reminding women that there's no such thing as a perfect man and how they shouldn't expect to find one.